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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Will the real andyzweb please stand up</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thisisandyzweb)</generator><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>waveymaus: 8 a.m., Monday, May 20, 2013 — Official announcement. 9:32 a.m. —...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://waveymaus.tumblr.com/post/50917318860/8-a-m-monday-may-20-2013-official"&gt;waveymaus: 8 a.m., Monday, May 20, 2013 — Official announcement. 9:32 a.m. —...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://waveymaus.tumblr.com/post/50917318860/8-a-m-monday-may-20-2013-official"&gt;waveymaus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8 a.m., Monday, May 20, 2013&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; — Official announcement. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9:32 a.m.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; — First implementation of traditionally unappetizing, corporate-brained, systematic revision of the product. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9:40 p.m.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; — Reports filter in of infant seizures, nightmares, following the first major apperance on national…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50919115204</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50919115204</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:47:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i-choose-fit:

AAH.  You guys!! Never in my life have I had this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08aa109b005970f4651864777071aa12/tumblr_mn0ktlpfDi1s8kej1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df76d2ac07a6fc395e6cbc2615977fa7/tumblr_mn0ktlpfDi1s8kej1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-choose-fit.tumblr.com/post/50760756389/aah-you-guys-never-in-my-life-have-i-had-this"&gt;i-choose-fit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;AAH. &lt;br/&gt; You guys!!&lt;br/&gt; Never in my life have I had this much muscle. And I loooove it. Been working out really hard but not eating as clean as I should. Past few days I’ve been really good with food and drinking more water and this happened o.O&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;beach ready&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50774273777</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50774273777</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:16:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Unfuck tomorrow morning</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/post/50773298856/unfuck-tomorrow-morning"&gt;unfuckyourhabitat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Wash the dishes in your sink&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Set up coffee/tea/breakfast&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Make your lunch&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Put your keys somewhere obvious&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wash your face and brush your teeth&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Charge your electronics&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Set your alarm&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Go to bed at a reasonable hour&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50774190857</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50774190857</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:14:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Everything is going to be okay
Take a few breaths</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/q7DBoiyBoJ8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everything is going to be okay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take a few breaths&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50229797462</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/50229797462</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 01:38:13 -0400</pubDate><category>everything+is+going+to+be+okay</category><category>peace</category><category>relaxing</category></item><item><title>nakakojp:

luxury elite - blind date ★★★
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5517392d19e9bcda23dfa4d3f0f459b7/tumblr_mmh0bkHUc11rtz0w4o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nakakojp.tumblr.com/post/49921984339/luxury-elite-blind-date"&gt;nakakojp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;luxury elite - blind date ★★★&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/49936466369</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/49936466369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 11:13:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The MongoDB NoSQL Database Blog: The MEAN Stack: MongoDB, ExpressJS, AngularJS and Node.js</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.mongodb.org/post/49262866911/the-mean-stack-mongodb-expressjs-angularjs-and"&gt;The MongoDB NoSQL Database Blog: The MEAN Stack: MongoDB, ExpressJS, AngularJS and Node.js&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.mongodb.org/post/49262866911/the-mean-stack-mongodb-expressjs-angularjs-and"&gt;mongodb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This is a guest post from Valeri Karpov, a MongoDB Hacker and co-founder of &lt;a href="http://ascotproject.com/" target="_blank"&gt;the Ascot Project&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A few weeks ago, a friend of mine asked me for help with PostgreSQL. As someone who’s been blissfully SQL-­free for a year, I was quite curious to find out why he wasn’t just using MongoDB instead….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/49858093737</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/49858093737</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:22:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Swaggadocio: Why the hell does your API still use HTTP Basic Auth?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://swaggadocio.com/post/48223179207/why-the-hell-does-your-api-still-use-http-basic-auth"&gt;Swaggadocio: Why the hell does your API still use HTTP Basic Auth?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swaggadocio.com/post/48223179207/why-the-hell-does-your-api-still-use-http-basic-auth"&gt;stevegraham&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;HTTP Basic Auth remains a popular method for API authentication for various reasons, but mainly because it’s dead simple; placing the username and password in the url, e.g. &lt;code&gt;http://user:password@example.com&lt;/code&gt; is widely supported, allowing new users to familiarise themselves with APIs by pasting URLs…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/48334137188</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/48334137188</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:56:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3e14994fb71fa1fd78161a93ba0ee1c/tumblr_ml01dnQkLz1qhink3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/47550144097</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/47550144097</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:46:35 -0400</pubDate><category>shrek</category><category>breaking bad</category><category>intense</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0743103f5cd90dd7aff2dbcfbe67280/tumblr_mkylepEw1g1sn12ico1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/47506312703</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/47506312703</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:59:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ea08c7d5c6045605569dd3a212ef71a/tumblr_mkmhr2ZBDd1qhink3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46927028218</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46927028218</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 06:13:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eefc0cb01e8217e0509a710cdd08a891/tumblr_mkb2isHXRL1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731700691</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731700691</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:06:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>snorl4x:

tonight is awful
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f549f9fec29632dda7f72972a9b88a0/tumblr_mkia4iO6OC1r5kv0wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snorl4x.tumblr.com/post/46729512195/tonight-is-awful"&gt;snorl4x&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;tonight is awful&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731687001</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731687001</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:06:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/298aebb035a7ad41e2a3eb0b07641d7a/tumblr_mkgihzWYvM1s6fca3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731638891</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731638891</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:06:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31y6k0aSp1qdrtpho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731613188</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46731613188</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:05:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gregeaston:

Jeselyn in the Pazuzu Studios elevator
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02a0f4dfe622e9dc0aafbcc828043086/tumblr_mjvfkofgrO1qddrlro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gregeaston.tumblr.com/post/45689954256/jeselyn-in-the-pazuzu-studios-elevator"&gt;gregeaston&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jeselyn in the Pazuzu Studios elevator&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46090633425</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/46090633425</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 14:42:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kino-eye: Dutch Wife in the Desert</title><description>&lt;a href="http://kinoseye.tumblr.com/post/44390105950/dutch-wife-in-the-desert"&gt;kino-eye: Dutch Wife in the Desert&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinoseye.tumblr.com/post/44390105950/dutch-wife-in-the-desert"&gt;kinoseye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;Director: Atsushi Yamatoya&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;Starring Yuichi Minato, Shohei Yamamato&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;Runtime: 87 minutes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b9820aa756b67ec2ae0076f1e18c65d6/tumblr_inline_mj1subnyzO1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;I initially hesitated writing a piece on this film for several reasons. The first and most relevant reason was the sheer inaccessibility of the film via normal channels. It struck me as…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/44391587686</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/44391587686</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:51:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>blankbanshee:

NEW VIDEO //// BLANK BANSHEE - TEEN PREGNANCY...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MHeMijugJRY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blankbanshee.tumblr.com/post/36242308576/new-video-blank-banshee-teen-pregnancy"&gt;blankbanshee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NEW VIDEO //// BLANK BANSHEE - TEEN PREGNANCY ////&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;DOWNLOAD HERE »&gt; http://blankbanshee.bandcamp.com/album/blank-banshee-0&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/42891689242</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/42891689242</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:27:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Book of Shankman: Descartes Rule of Signs</title><description>&lt;a href="http://the-book-of-shankman.tumblr.com/post/39441967276/descartes-rule-of-signs"&gt;The Book of Shankman: Descartes Rule of Signs&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-book-of-shankman.tumblr.com/post/39441967276/descartes-rule-of-signs"&gt;the-book-of-shankman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Here is a standard result mentioned in a typical high school algebra course:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;If \( f(x) = a_0 + a_1x + … + a_{n-1}x^{n-1} + a_nx^n \) is a real valued polynomial with \(a_0 \neq 0\), then if \(v\) denotes number of sign changes in the progression \(a_0, a_1, … , a_{n-1}, a_n \), the number of…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/39521197506</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/39521197506</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:13:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"i used to get so hung up on being tragic, cause life felt tragic, and the only way to cope was by..."</title><description>“i used to get so hung up on being tragic, cause life felt tragic, and the only way to cope was by being a tragic part of it, but then i realized it was absolutely the most pointless, wasted thing to ever do. cause eventually you die and if you keep it tragic, nothing’s going to get it’s comeuppance. like, i can stomp my feet and throw a tantrum about it but eventually the tantrum must subside because i get nothing for making a scene about things being hard or unfair. instead of throwing a tantrum, i can choose to do what i can and stop worrying about the rest.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;jackie, being wise (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elephant-potholders.tumblr.com/"&gt;elephant-potholders&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/38365557623</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/38365557623</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:36:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dirty-middle-aged-man:

I mean, just look at how pretty Levee...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehcf9o7a11rj8xy3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dirty-middle-aged-man.tumblr.com/post/37146544276/i-mean-just-look-at-how-pretty-levee-is"&gt;dirty-middle-aged-man&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I mean, just look at how pretty Levee is&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/38364962359</link><guid>http://thisisandyzweb.tumblr.com/post/38364962359</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:26:15 -0500</pubDate><category>suicide girls</category><category>pigtails</category><category>face</category></item></channel></rss>
